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.. . quote of the day: "Pot only leads to jacking off to the distorted memory image of a parrot."

. . samuel ryan.
posted on 4/05/2002 11:57:00 PM. .
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.. . dude, gwen stefani was *this close* to my butt. it was scary. and i could totally step on the bass player guy.

(they were in barnes and noble. 'twas funny.)

in even cooler news - i got full permission to do my rep at large speech with a band. it will be comedy gold. any recommendations other than "let's get it on"? i'm going to be changing the lyrics, so it's going to be really dorky, but i'm hoping i'll be able to think of something that will be funny enough just on its own.

. . samuel ryan.
posted on 4/04/2002 04:30:00 PM. .
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.. . Well, I'm off to St. Louis for the big sis' wedding. I'll be back Sunday (as if any of you care).


And I think I've decided to not have a nickname and let the blank space identify me. So from now on, any blank space is me, Ted. Unless it's Sam trying to be funny. Which he's not. All Sam is is smelly. Smelly Sammy. haa!

goodbye

. . Ted.
posted on 4/03/2002 10:12:00 PM. .
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.. . Mystery man says:

auditions sucked. I have no idea who's getting cast. Sucks to be Browning. Lot's of good people. I am glad, however, that there will be lots of people interested in theatre in the near future. Auditions still sucked giant balls.


Sam smells funny. bwwuahahahaha. just kidding.

. . Ted.
posted on 4/01/2002 07:00:00 PM. .
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.. . today was christopher walken's birthday. everyone sing "happy birthday." he's 59... just ten away from...

49. ha ha ha! i'm so funny!

. . samuel ryan.
posted on 3/31/2002 10:50:00 PM. .
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